The World off its Axis
(From the Warlords of Syria-2016)
The report read: “Bashar al-Assad, president of Syria a malefic conqueror along with his friend Putin, of Russia is as though they’re in cohesion with a few madman from the 4th Dimension, who are pals in global conquest, lest the leader referred to as Mordieu, whose plans for the sector conquest became to begin in Syria, and will make Genghis Khan and his Mongol horde seem like armatures.” Said Professor Evens, a professor at Los Wanaka University, in Huancayo Peru, for ‘World New Reports’ (February twentieth, 2016.)
From World News Reports, March, 20th, 2016, via Professor Chick Evens (Bacterium Biologist), “Should you pass approximately in Syria you will see 350,000-less inhabitants, these shapes of humans: men, women, and youngsters and the elderly have been no longer long in the past alive now corpses of Bashar al-Assad’s regime. Because he has refused the UN’s decision 2254, for peace talks, he’s without delay answerable for all those lives, to encompass 11.Five million out of place Arabs, no longer to be had to stay off their houses, quick of water, electric powered, and meals, even as he bathes in comfort with is the pal in crime, Putin from Russia, who now has an army base in Syria. Also, four.Five million Arabs have cut across Europe, and live in Turkey, on its shorelines and inland, and al-Assad and Putin’s Russia are hitting air moves on hospitals what is next? Is there no which means to exist inside their souls? And some of the Greek islands are full of refugees. Some twelve international locations are worried, to consist of America, France, England, Turkey, Russia, the Saudis, the Syrian Rebels, Iran, Lebanon’s Hezbollah, Qatar, the Islamic State, al-Nusra Front, both terrorist organizations, all concerned with the struggle. All in battle gear, as the Russians bomb indiscriminately, and as soon as captured tortured, without consideration, such as waterboarding, outlawed by means of the global laws of humanity. And now we got a faction from some world leader from outer area concerned, out of a few plane of the 4th Demission, he is called Malik Taurus, however his reliable call is Mordieu; al-Assad has reached across the border and made touch with the fourth plane, a brand new reservoir of forces a good way to permit him to overrun Syria, and the sector with Russia, if no longer stopped. And you would think our President Obama would be in hysteria over this, but he is sort of a human who’s helpless in existence’s grip; quietly, slowly, inexorably he watches those needless murderers maintain and retain, as he sleeps unburdened.”
(Interlude: Syria as soon as an insurrection, in 2012, now a warfare, 2016, previous to 2012, in 2011, it became clearly protests that erupted across Syria. The development is fantastic, in that bombing started out in 2013, causing thousands of casualties. Then in 2015, Russia’s intervention in the war, takes location. Now in this year of 2016, ‘the Year of the Monkey’ the photo in Syria receives bleaker; with their government’s new method: ‘starve or surrender’… Leaving 350,000-human beings eliminated from humanitarian aid.)
Said the newspaper interviewer, Miss Hoffmann, “Professor Evens, how will we stop it?”
“Miss,” stated the professor, “if I told you one man started the First World War, responsible for 8-million deaths, and one guy should have stopped it, and Genghis Khans’ march at some stage in Europe could have been stopped with the aid of one guy, who was chargeable for the dying of twenty-5-million lives, and that al-Assad, president of Syria, is, however, one guy in the equal category, is, however, one guy indifferent to loss of life, and human sorrow should, if he wanted to, prevent the Syrian war, that has killed 300,000 population, with his reckless sweep of bombardments and bombings and his navy forces, amongst so many providing their inconsistencies to which I am sure al-Assad loves to garnish his tooth on the Americans seeking to help, and the French and Turks, and the Syrian Rebels who are the reliable resistance concerning his regime, in case you had the energy and method to stop it, would you?”
Replied Miss Hoffmann, “What can one lady do, naught!”
“Miss Hoffmann,” said the professor, “how incorrect your. We are headed into World War III, now what can you do? Go to the unthinkable!”
It struck a few light for Miss Hoffmann. Several hundred minds stuffed her cerebellum, villainous thoughts. She lit a cigarette, puffed heavy on it. She concept felt she became being interviewed, instead of her doing the interview. Then after a long pause, the professor introduced, “Let us say it couldn’t be completed until that one individual say, lady, say you, had acted in time?”
“Certainly,” she concluded meekly, “like the CIA used to do to runaway regimes in the days of the Iron Curtain, in the name of National Security, so I think in the name of World Peace, assassinate whoever needs to be assassinated to stop this mindless killing, desires to be killed. It is higher one or two die, than one or million, is not that what you want to hear, professor?”
“Perhaps! Is your creativeness equal to what I am about to give an explanation for?”
She gave no solution.
“We see Putin and al-Assad, are the 2 principal elements which could forestall this war, and some other source: a monster conqueror in the background, stirring the pot, Malik Taurus. And if he isn’t always stopped he will make a monkey out of absolutely everyone earthlings, he’s been looking earth an extended while a destroyer at his fancy: Mordieu.
Commented Miss Hoffmann, “You’re the sanest and maximum practical professor here at the university, so I’ve heard, but what you are inferring sounds considerably insane.”